Start time: 7:30pm

The Badger Parade is back on!

Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 glorious years of fun, laughter, and low-level disruption!

Marvel! As I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb, and the origins of Tiramisu!

Guffaw with delight! As I delve into my back catalogue using my patented ‘Old Bit Randomiser’ for old favourites like ‘Interspecies Tennis’, ‘The time I went up in the Space Shuttle’ and ‘When Nan got her hair caught in the knitting’!

Cough Awkwardly! As Gary (my son from my first marriage) attempts to take over the business again.

Tap your Feet! As Stouffer The Cat spits a little Stefflon Don!

Watch in Wonder! at the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster.

Plus one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act!

SO GET ON BOARD THE LAUGHTER TRAIN!

Age guidance: strictly 9+

Time displayed is start time

Event details.


Comedy


Age: 14's and under to be accompanied by an 18+ adult


photography

No flash photography or iPads are allowed.


food_drinks

No externally bought drinks or any liquids - only certain food will be allowed. See our house rules for more information.


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